Short Defecate Poems

Welcome to my throne
make yourself at home
If you want to urinate
please don't hesitate

Now If you have to defecate
dont take long to evacuate
take the deodorizer and spray
to keep that funky smell away...

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                                          Crunch munch crawl crunch munch
                                          Crawl defecate crunch much crawl
                                                   Change is on it's way...

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Dig up running honeysuckle
It seems to resist demise
Wraps its long slender arms around
The Clematis my prize

It has coked out the lilies fair
Left little space for bulbs
Why birds did you use that space
To defecate a tub

Those seeds digested prolific
Honeysuckle runs wild
No place for something aggressive
In my garden so mild  ...

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An achromatic statue of a Union bugler
soldier stands high above
a tiny municipal park
where class Aves defecate daily
on his stone-cold cap and shoulders.
Monday and many more Memorial Days
We will dignify this warrior
And others like him lost in battle.
Honoring them with flowers,
Prayers and parades,
eulogistic speeches
praising them for giving us
another day of freedom
in America, home of the brave....

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Let this be my sacrament of lust.
Red dripping flesh I tear with my teeth,
Absorbed by my viscera,
Becoming one with my being,
Merging with my soul.
I am an eater of dead things,
As are we all.
Why should I not indulge my instincts?
I am as I was made,
Not as you would wish.
Simpering vegans, 
Pantywaist abstainers,
Steer clear of my path 
Lest I eat you alive tonight
And you’ll all be defecate by morning.
Na zdravie....

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