Short Cosmonaut Poems

Under starlit dome,
across the empty ocean,
I sail all alone....

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There once was a married cosmonaut
Who out in Space did what he shouldn't ought--
   Kissed a pretty Mars bar
   Made love to the North Star--
Sex with a slattern from Saturn he bought...

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Carlos clever carnivore, courageous cosmonaut chimp
Tried twice to turn twisters, for he was an incredible imp.
Twisters tossed him toward Pluto, he went up in the air.
Whether he comes back or not, few of us gave a care....

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Already accepted that he is the one of his kind;
he is never going to happen again, though,
he has shed and shared too much blood 
for keeping himself alive - 
always on the still
I am the cosmonaut of his existence;
the explorer of his oneness 
for he is the macrocosm of my blooming....

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I am a spaceman,
Sailing through th wasteland, 
Litter'd with plastic stars,
Bitter'd by silver dust.

I am a cosmonaut,
Swimming across th cosmic sea,
Life anchor'd by a breathing rock,
Set silent, timeless & free.

I am in a magical place, 
Dreaming your beautiful face,
I have lost my way,
My will to go nowhere, 
Time has gone astray, 
Too high in space, too high to care....

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STARGAZING

                           Twinkling stars stare, shine and sparkle.
                            Star gazing causes miracle.

                            Astronomy or Astronaut,
                           Cosmology or Cosmonaut.
   
                         Simply wonderful, amazing.
                       All are products of star gazing.

  04/16/17

   Stargazing Contest by White Wolf...

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Lonely robot wanted to make Planet V friendlier
He planted some seeds, hoping they would entice her.
The only female on the planet he had seen so far.
She was a gorgeous cosmonaut from X348 star.

Female came by and said I do not like flowers though
He was sad about it, for he had hoped to wow her so.
But I like you the cosmonaut told lonely robot guy.
She invited him on a date, and his heart leapt to the sky....

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A cosmonaut called Anatoli was diagnosed with acute E.coli
When he became somewhat delirious, they thought it was Bacillus cereus
When plated out under a prism, it looked instead like Botulism
Have you all gone off your rockers, it’s a strain of Staphlycoccus
And then thrown in just as a bonus, a rumour spread of Pseudomonas
No way you nincompoops cried Hans, it’s Candida albicans. 
We’re all agreed the team replied........ just after Anatoli died!...

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