Short Blunderbuss Poems

Short Blunderbuss Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Blunderbuss by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Blunderbuss by length and keyword.


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Platypus Roosevelt

A couth poetic platypus,
Choosing words that are never rude,
Carries a heavy blunderbuss,
And softly croons a platitude.
Categories: blunderbuss, animal, presidents day,
Form: Rhyme


Low Proximity

no
i don't
want to
splatter

i 
don't 
want to
be the blunderbuss

of
love
i would
like to be

the arrow
or dart that
hits your heart
or at least your bullseye
Categories: blunderbuss, muse,
Form: I do not know?
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Hide Ye Ole Blunderbuss

Methinks my happy light must be defective Gave it a good shot but it sure don't seem effective Same moody old cuss Hide ye ole blunderbuss Could do himself harm though I'm no detective
Categories: blunderbuss, fun,
Form: Limerick

Air Square Nightmare

Sail soil sad bad
        bottle bunker underground
                 blunderbuss driving round a toy circuit
                in a bassement of broken dreams and nightmares
        square man dancing round a plate of purpleshoes
                abstract subtract react detach
Categories: blunderbuss, anger, confusion, dream, loneliness,
Form: I do not know?

A penguin on TV

She said she saw a penguin.
Right there on the TV,
But when I looked an albatross,
Was all that I could see.

She said she saw a walrus,
On the living room floor,
But all I saw was an elephant,
Standing at the door.

She said she saw a blunderbuss,
Aiming right at me,
But all I saw was the last thing,
That I did ever see.
Categories: blunderbuss, animal, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme


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