Short Bailiff Poems

Borrower,
Borrowing appettite;
Increasing gradually.
Weary to live within means.
Handcap of saving culture;
Hand-to mouth disposition.
Lender connives with bailiff!

chipepo lwele...

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I have never been blessed by God,
I am the main sources of evil
I was created by man
I am known to have the lever that moves the world
So I was told
With my power I can help with the bailiff 
Or
And I can make you jump of the cliff

Some folks never seem satisfy with me
When in abundant
I am known to misled 
The
Wise, the meek
I never bring happiness
My association with ant-nose
as
The new evolution
Grain and brain
Who am I?...

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'Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! all stand,' 
said the bailiff before remand,
as legal eagles had looked for loopholes,
flaws in the law,
large enough to lose a lorry,
is that what they became lawyers for?
If I had taken their advice,
blindly handed out to me,
I'd have gone directly to jail,
if not in a trice.
Attorneys, barristers, solicitors,
ambulance chasers,
searching for victims
so they may litigate,
seen one you've seen them all,
what's not to hate?
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