Short Assholes Poems

All the babies are from hell. 
They're assholes who did 
their time and are getting 
another chance. 
Birth is parole....

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Tempermental Combustion Explodes Against 
Rage Of Enviolent Behavior.
When The Things We Do Explore Our 
Nature Too Turn Into AssHoles,
Which Actually Comes All Year Around....

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Before diagnosing yourself with low self esteem
or maybe possibly with depression,
first make sure that you're not surrounded by assholes.
They can cause you to display the very same symptoms....

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If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport
So what's happened recently to cause this retort
It's too gruesome to tell
A fate worse than hell
Someone stole my spaceship which caused a space warp...

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The Cemetery

Children going back from school
and took the quick way through the cemetery.
They stopped by a new dug grave.
One of the children said: who was he?
Oh, just another old asshole.
One of the children said.
Since my soul overheard their remark
I forgave them,
The truth is we are all assholes
And our life is mostly without any consequence....

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War is an ugly word 
To many deaths it’s so absurd
Fighting over lives that are not our own
We need to preach the love we were once shown 
War is an ugly word 
It rips people apart 
Do these people honestly know their true reasons to start
War is an ugly word 
Stop killing us, it's not fair 
It’s time to get on, stop being assholes and learn how to share...

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Go get the water-for Robert E. LEE @ leave OUR FLAG ALONE
avoid the enemy
Get the damned eggs
in the morning
since u can not
assholes get them in the afternoon
She gave me a piece of 
god dam pizza instead
God bless her it's not her fault
U are all down here because u ruined
your own lands
now u are ruining the south- my lands
Go back where u
came from
LOSERS!!!...

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