Short Assholes Poems
Short Assholes Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Assholes by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Assholes by length and keyword.
All the Babies Are From Hell
All the babies are from hell.
They're assholes who did
their time and are getting
another chance.
Birth is parole....
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Categories:
assholes, baby,
Form:
Free verse
Universal Assholes
Tempermental Combustion Explodes Against
Rage Of Enviolent Behavior.
When The Things We Do Explore Our
Nature Too Turn Into AssHoles,
Which Actually Comes All Year Around....
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Categories:
assholes, art, imagination, life,
Form:
Crystalline
Self Diagnosis
Before diagnosing yourself with low self esteem
or maybe possibly with depression,
first make sure that you're not surrounded by assholes.
They can cause you to display the very same symptoms....
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Categories:
assholes, people,
Form:
Rhyme
A Space Warp
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport
So what's happened recently to cause this retort
It's too gruesome to tell
A fate worse than hell
Someone stole my spaceship which caused a space warp...
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Categories:
assholes, space,
Form:
Limerick
This Poem Is For Smart Assholes
that believe
that happiness can be found by telling lies
over
and over again
and that you can start a relationship by lying
over
and over
again
playing the smart asshole
over
and over again
on the brake of your lies...
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Categories:
assholes, abuse, age, allegory, allusion, america, angel, anger,
Form:
Free verse
The Cemetery
The Cemetery
Children going back from school
and took the quick way through the cemetery.
They stopped by a new dug grave.
One of the children said: who was he?
Oh, just another old asshole.
One of the children said.
Since my soul overheard their remark
I forgave them,
The truth is we are all assholes
And our life is mostly without any consequence....
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Categories:
assholes, art, bereavement, best friend, betrayal,
Form:
Blank verse
War
War is an ugly word
To many deaths it’s so absurd
Fighting over lives that are not our own
We need to preach the love we were once shown
War is an ugly word
It rips people apart
Do these people honestly know their true reasons to start
War is an ugly word
Stop killing us, it's not fair
It’s time to get on, stop being assholes and learn how to share...
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Categories:
assholes, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Be Mosby
Go get the water-for Robert E. LEE @ leave OUR FLAG ALONE
avoid the enemy
Get the damned eggs
in the morning
since u can not
assholes get them in the afternoon
She gave me a piece of
god dam pizza instead
God bless her it's not her fault
U are all down here because u ruined
your own lands
now u are ruining the south- my lands
Go back where u
came from
LOSERS!!!...
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Categories:
assholes, absence, assonance, baptism,
Form:
Free verse