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Short Assholes Poems

Short Assholes Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Assholes by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Assholes by length and keyword.


All the Babies are from Hell
All the babies are from hell. 
They're assholes who did 
their time and are getting 
another chance. 
Birth is parole....

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Categories: assholes, baby,
Form: Free verse



Universal AssHoles
Tempermental Combustion Explodes Against 
Rage Of Enviolent Behavior.
When The Things We Do Explore Our 
Nature Too Turn Into AssHoles,
Which Actually Comes All Year Around....

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Categories: assholes, art, imagination, life,
Form: Crystalline
Premium Member Self Diagnosis
Before diagnosing yourself with low self esteem
or maybe possibly with depression,
first make sure that you're not surrounded by assholes.
They can cause you to display the very same symptoms....

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Categories: assholes, people,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Space Warp


If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport So what's happened recently to cause this retort It's too gruesome to tell A fate worse than hell Someone stole my spaceship which caused a space warp
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Categories: assholes, space,
Form: Limerick
the cemetery
The Cemetery

Children going back from school
and took the quick way through the cemetery.
They stopped by a new dug grave.
One of the children said: who was he?
Oh, just another old asshole.
One of the children said.
Since my soul overheard their remark
I forgave them,
The truth is we are all assholes
And our life is mostly without any consequence.

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Categories: assholes, art, bereavement, best friend, betrayal,
Form: Blank verse



Be Mosby
Go get the water-for Robert E. LEE @ leave OUR FLAG ALONE
avoid the enemy
Get the damned eggs
in the morning
since u can not
assholes get them in the afternoon
She gave me a piece of 
god dam pizza instead
God bless her it's not her fault
U are all down here because u ruined
your own lands
now u are ruining the south- my lands
Go back where u
came from
LOSERS!!!...

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Categories: assholes, absence, assonance, baptism,
Form: Free verse