Schnorrer Poems - Poems about Schnorrer

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...Lulled to sleep courtesy white noise of the fan Onset of first 2023 heatwave found yours truly lulled to sleep courtesy rattle and hum (U2 can dreamily tread where the streets have no name) ......Read the rest...

...Reprobate fictional schnorrer... Who never did a lick of work gifted lifelong entitlement, yet possessed webbed wide world reputation actually humble contemplative earthling jump/kick started......Read the rest...

...1. This hunger artist cannot read volumes of printed material fast enough to satiate an immense appetite and unquenchable thirst to acquire learning from the millenniums gushing fount of ......Read the rest...

...If you ever espy a latitudinally and longitudinally challenged older yet shopping savvy woman, (wedded to yours truly for almost twenty six years), who stands approximately four feet and ten in......Read the rest...

...I climb in Suzanne, She ain't no hippy van, She's rusty and forgotten Her soul is slightly rotten But I believe she's grand. I turn the key and roar her Then I beg her like a schnorrer Won'......Read the rest...

...Adventitious existence birthed introverted spiritual outlier i.e. me Speculative fictitious flirtation imagined courtesy grown old male offspring (me) begat when mine late mother and father met ......Read the rest...

...No matter yours truly (potential rising star - analogous to ascending yeast) bred for easy street life of po' witless mendicant nimbly, pointlessly, and rhythmically shuffles (think tramp) ......Read the rest...

...Who knew shredded paper... alias confetti could be so much fun? The misses took play therapy (hive urgently got to tell thee) to whole nother level, she smartly, expertly, deftly... didst con......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squa......Read the rest...

...I imagine little house on the prairie (bordering Lake Woebegone), a place to hang cloak most bucolic, edenic, idyllic... apropos place for this poetic cowpoke, who at present day trumpets him......Read the rest...

...Alms Za Try'n To Reach Out As Legatee Wannabe Yukon pots sib bully challah me Jude dish hiss literary panhandler schlepping along virtual figurative boulevard Asia brogue kin bloke rattling tin......Read the rest...

...A Life Bereft Of Healthy Risk = > Absolute Zero Value Spectator role questioned, (sans existence, no more relegated to sidelines), else yours truly cannot endure foregoing one after another ......Read the rest...

...Pennilessness shadows black unemployment endless track rails tie-er less lee when dumbly staring overdrawn account issues another clattering smack. Income pleat undergraduate degree contr......Read the rest...