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Me a zookeeper ?
The insane things I would do if I was
a keeper at a zoo
I would tell an owl he's aloud to blink
And tell a skunk that he doesn't stink
I would show the lion who is king
And teach the bees how to sing.
I tell the hygiene its OK to cry
And encourage the penguins to fly
I would play music for the rhinos to dance
And buy the elephant a pair of pants
I would teach the monkeys how to be good
And give the termite vegetables not wood
I would have no fencing to keep them apart from man
I'm off to the zoo tomorrow so I can start my plan
Copyright ©
Paul White
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