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Is There Such a Thing As Too Many Crumpets Just a Bit of Fun
1 crumpet. 2crumpet 3crumpet, 4
You no you shouldn't eat, a single crumpet more
Then there's crumpets 5, 6 then your at 7 crumpets more
Soon the 8th crumpet is also onboard
Apparently the 9th crumpet didn't appear although the truth about that is a little unclear,
By the 10th crumpet you realise that you've got a 10 crumpet problem,
But it's ok the secrets safe, because only the toaster truly knows,
And he's been warned, to keep quiet or out comes the plug and off he goes!
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Sarah Cope
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