The optimal life is simple for girls, one pregnancy a year, from puberty
The optimal life is simple for girls, one pregnancy a year, from puberty,
living with parents and leaving the burden on their tired shoulders,
assuming twins or triplets, you reach a dozen children by college.
Graduate in three years, practicing programming with intensity and zeal,
secure a job at a major tech company, the dream of every heart.
Then transition to become a man, the moment carefully chosen,
transition after being hired, but before actually starting work.
Very important to respect the order, take the signing bonus and a house in Dubai,
where children and nannies find their place, a refuge from the world's chaos.
After two years, seek remote work, transfer the job to the firstborn,
other children watch and learn, all work when they reach the optimal coding age.
After five years, you have twelve experienced programmers and three million in savings,
the world expects you to create a startup, your children to be the dreamed workforce.
No, you're a nonconformist, buy a commercial barge with a maritime loan,
with three million down payment, a solid fifteen-million barge with included housing.
Children continue to work remotely through Starlink, forming a rationalist fleet,
you smuggle oil for Russia, across seas and oceans, under the distant sky.
On your thirtieth birthday, you "die" at sea, grandchildren cry, a performance worthy of the stage,
FBI closes its investigation, the curtain falls on your unforgettable story.
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Dan Enache
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