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Westboro Baptist Church Pickets Pine Trees
Westboro Baptist Church Pickets Pine Trees
By Elton Camp
The reverend and flock are at it again
Pine trees they condemn for gross sin
All that yellow pollen got their attention
Its horrid perversion they had to mention
Pine trees have parts, both male and female
A fact that makes the righteous turn pale
“Little cones, the male pollen make.
Woody cone are female--a mistake.”
“Our God made them Adam and Eve.
These fag trees are hard to believe.”
So this is what their posters had to tell
“These pine trees are going right to hell”
At a pine tree, they marched all around
Shouting, “This tree must be cut down!”
“God hates this tree and we hate it too.
For being bisexual, its punishment is due.”
Copyright ©
Elton Camp
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