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When Papoose Shot Cat
When Papoose Shot Cat Horn Haiku
when problem with papoose
from neck have to remove noose
had to declare truce
when tired while shot
temptation off will have fought
killing cat had not
when tired while hot
would rather not sleep on cot
new bed sought and bought
when being spoiled brat
who was always fluffy and fat
had gone on my hat
when our fear increases
had a case of uresis
while being blown to pieces
when thin as a slat
cat knew between tit for tat
insane pain who should scat
her body was bare
she had been beyond compare
argued about affair
when God created cat for gift gave him friendly frat
dumber than doormat
would ride goat to Shallotte
for idiot had to vote
flipped over in his boat
when doctor would prescribe
to pharmacist did describe
so we can survive
when being on beach
fish would hatch a batch
a whale they would beach
they had been born breach
had been son with a
(Either some were born with a or some would have a )
Which are you or would you rather switch?
whole idea did ditch
people we had to impeach
learned how to be a leach
way far out of reach
you should hear them screech
when we had to switch
if we stich we should switch
trouble tried to teach
was it either who, where, why or which
loved chasing a gnat
when 59 is my class
enjoyed catching big bass
you should cut the sass
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James Horn
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