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Beg To See Leg With Peg

when we would rehearse
shallow we had found our purse
things will become worse

we could comprehend
that rules will have to amend
prayers to God send

mouth started to sag
when he had been known to brag
ball would have to shag


always great to know
bad news when off big mouth blow
we had told them so

from will have to rid
attitude would be rancid
acted like a kid

when we crossed the track
we will not be coming back
had burned down our shack

when we saw his wart
lied and sold people short
could end up in court

when we saw him beg
we had looked at his each leg
one would wear a peg

once we knew a judge
after we did start to nudge
he would have to fudge

landed in hay loft
was allergic and had coughed
yet still would be soft

thought that he was cute
dumber than cake with much fruit
big mouth off would shoot

had heard latest tweet
his toes did stick out of sheet
which covered his feet

Copyright © James Horn

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