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Saffa Jaffas spill like Seville


If you don’t play the big three

There’s no way

You should be seen

In the final of the WTC


That’s what’s been heard

Mean baggie greens

Have a word

Indians chagrin din

Simply absurd


Stokes bespoke blokes

Don’t give a monkeys

Run rates slate.. hate

Not WTC junkies


Ignore the pundits in their pulpits

Cryptic critics..cynics clinics

Ridicule the cruel schedule

South Africa aren’t the culprits

ICC flunkies & WTC just 

About the big 3


Test cricket divinity

Could soon be

Just an affinity

For the trinity for infinity


Unless they spread some love

From above for every brother

Share the treasure chest 

Care & invest in the rest

Actually play each other


Aussies bottom feeder media

Don’t give the Proteas

A feline in hades chance

But no day of the groundhog

This underdog is way greedier…needier


Kagiso Rabada the scheming leader

Of chock a block superstar larder

Stellar steaming speedster armada


Let’s hope the dumb beach bums

Are lampooned buffoons

Marooned by brill Saffa Jaffas

Festooned..spill just like Seville

 
The WTC may be slightly bonkers

But if South Africa can conquer

With stonker racy pacy conkers

They will be top of the tree


An up yours to

The endless tours

And friendless flaws 

Taking the piss 

Remiss avarice bliss


Of the big three

 












Copyright © Toby Bennett

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