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Quasi Puttana she said her name was
Quasi Puttana: told her I was ecstatic
to meet her. I thought it was a pleasure
days later I heard something aweful about
her that had my male senses out of whack.
Orgoglioso Di-Ciò otherwise known as
Vallis Medusae, who worked at Prop Area
for Mr.Dunce deShmukha very prominent 
Poshinsteil Fabricater in Mufferville, yeah up there!
People from Mufferville say "Yeah up there"
in sacasem. I heard Orgoglioso and QQuasi
took the plunge. She and I had a date set for
friday. When I heard the chic was roostered
my stomach cringed. I went to the dating place anyway
cause I always do: aint that rightTensal? Tensal say's yeah
,well anyway I was there and she showed up. Tensail said
look who's here,didn't you Tensal,? Tensail said yeah he said it.
Well I liked the marrage angle she was pushing.I acted
like her husband: I was so happy to she her
course now after the whaam bam thank you ma'am I desided
that marrage means commitment but that was
something she wasn't into so we quit seeing one another.
Aint that right Tensail: Tensail say's yeah it's right!

Written by:
 Horde Bunchy
Chelloist for Pub Music
A Toad Walking Music Company
Yen and Dolla appears courtsey of
Swigging Strummers
and " Ooh dew whoop"
was used by permission from
Strummes of Summer Music Co.
"Hussie and Drip -followed
to the dance floor" and Frazzy
throw the watta on them to cool'em off.
Music from : Just Another Guy"
sounds of a Music Mizzier.
Tabb-Bell Music Company

Tensal and WhoreTensing are the same word!

Copyright © Allan Terry

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