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Question Of The Ages

Why did the chicken cross Abbey Road? Because it was there, but which came first? Obviously, not the egg, as it has no legs. The first chicken to cross the road, feeling peckish, not one to throw in the towel, when told, 'Walk, don't run a fowl,' and, faster than a speeding pullet, or so it is said, was one giant leap for poultry, one small step for a Rhode Island Red. But, by the look on the freckled face of the old speckled hen, arriving alive on the other side, her tranquility was not expanded, when she heard the words announced, 'The Eagle has landed!'

Copyright © Martin Howard Samuel

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