On Cottingham Green
...On Cottingham Green
Have you got a light he asked
Breathing whisky fumes in my face
The hand rolled ciggie in his mouth
Miraculously staying in it’s place
As he lifted the bottle
Up to his lips...
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Categories:
ppi, life, people,
Form: Rhyme
Room 101
...There’s a show that’s on the telly
Frank Skinner is the host
And the guests he has they talk about
What winds them up the most
In a novel by George Orwell
Called nineteen eighty four
People g...
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Categories:
ppi, humor,
Form: I do not know?
Cold Calling
...Cold Calling
Who's calling, please? ...
But I'm certain I've never had PPI,
That's final, no matter how hard you try.
Who's calling, please? ...
I won't be paying you any...
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Categories:
ppi, anxiety, bullying, money,
Form: Rhyme
Friendless
...Friendless
I noticed my address book,
So decided to take a look,
Starting at the beginning under A,
Everyone on this page has gone away,
Turning to the next page under B,
Totally b...
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Categories:
ppi, friend, humor, lonely, sad,
Form: Couplet
The Pretence of Money
...The Pretence Of Money
Money buy's
all you want
Fancy dresses
with matching shoes
Flashy cars
for all to see
A cosy home
to lazy in.
A...
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Categories:
ppi, education, life,
Form: Free verse