Porkpie Poems - Poems about Porkpie

...I’ve been cutting Peter’s hair for a year. When covid lockdown occurred, I learned to cut my brother’s hair - and yes, he still has two ears. When I first met Peter, he had a great thick tangle of un......

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...On March fourteenth, the day of pi I pined to buy an apple pie A python spied me at the door, a sharp-eyed pirate on the floor Oh piebald pipe of piety Do not aspire to piracy! A spiny pain w......

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...Hey! Rudy, it's you! That I'm talking to! With your porkpie hat, what's up with that skanking around like you the town Stompin up the streets as a matter of fact It's you! That I'm talking......

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...Porkpie Jones has brittle bones, and crusted corn-filled toes, And sleety eyes and bulgy thighs, and brillo pad elbows, His underarms are typical farms, and reek a barnyard smell, Its quite ......

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