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Pogonophobia Poems - Poems about Pogonophobia


Pogonophobia

...Fuzzily Wuzzily
Benjamin Gib-a-ney
Grew him a beard which was 
Coming in fine.

Then he found out he had 
Pogonophobia.
He can shave his, but he'd
Best not touch mine....
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Categories: pogonophobia, fear, funny,
Form: Double Dactyl

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