A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality
...The funeral was well attended
Nobody came
It was sad in a way
Clashed with the dog passing away
There was a friend with a leg
When I say a leg
I actually mean two
Though he had t...
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Categories:
newsagents, dog, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Collection Number 1
...I've got a pile of **** mags
I keep them in my shed
When I look at them I get excited
They're an ******** collection
I like to keep things tidy
When I have to handwrite
So I've a lot of rub...
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Categories:
newsagents, silly,
Form: Free verse
My Zebra
...When i go to the shops
I walk down the road
And stop at the place
Where the zebra is lying
Flat on its back
In the middle of the road
Opposite the newsagents
When i step carefully
On its ba...
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Categories:
newsagents, journey, me,
Form: Dramatic Verse