Narking Poems - Poems about Narking

...I went out for a nanty narking time Wearing my best gas pipes and tie Hanging with whooperups at the pub Lally-gagging with girls going by I met the jammiest bit of jam, I did She was bang up ......

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...Look this is not a ‘Bang Up To The Elephant’ poem It splits licks like ‘Bit Buttered Up The Bacon’ but Come on don’t we poets like forgotten phrases Klutzy Kai is not ‘Smothering A Parrot’ d......

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