Nards Poems | Examples


Speeches and leeches

Speeches peaches,
Just like leeches,
Sucking my blood,
Sucking my nards,
It’s really hards,
Just like a rock,
They’re in my sock!
Categories: nards, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Epic

To Decide Well Is Enough

where were wits 
when what witheld 
was wisdomless?
In foolishness the 
nards were 
misinform,yet they 
cried for freedom in 
uniform.

Should we title this act 
of foolishness as 
creativity or 
mediocrity?
What an 
arrangement,the dead 
and the living in a 
morse 
allignment,living in 
desolent.

Unequal were they not 
all born?
The same government 
did not all mourn?
Manifesto did you not 
all heard?
Your leader did you 
not all choiced?
Smiling at your good 
then,snoring at the 
next gen {generation}.
Failure your 
underwear.

Amazing are your 
blessings,contageous 
are your existing 
woed folk.

IF YOU ARE 
BLIND,MUST YOUR 
LEADER BE BLIND?
Categories: nards, africa
Form: ABC


Enter

The smell of the blue sky, the sound of a hole
to think and make sense is not my role
Watch as a couch contemplates death
listen as a squid tries to make breath

I don't know why I know not why
enter the sandman.. pie in the eye
live my birthday, die my cast
touch all the lemmings as they hurry past.

sense isn't made, it's merely brought in
from the island of lezbos where no one can sin
money is flat and so are cards
now you deserve a kick in the nards

I may be loopy, I may be old
only thing sane in my life is "moulds"
first name is kelly and she's all mine
ya gotta love her all of the time.
Categories: nards, funnymay,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
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