January 13th 2024 Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris
...January 13th 2024 - Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris
date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix.
date of expiration:? January i, emi...
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Categories:
mohel, age, appreciation, birthday, celebration,
Form: Free verse
Happy Lxiv Birthday Matthew Scott Harris
...Happy Lxiv birthday Matthew Scott Harris
date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix.
date of expiration:? January i, eminem.
A gangly, meas...
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Categories:
mohel, appreciation, birthday, boy, celebrity,
Form: Rhyme
That Damn Mohel!
...(This is a fictional poem)
When I was a baby, my parents hired the cheapest mohel they could find.
The son of a _____ cut off my wiener because he's blind.
I have no ***** and that makes me a fr...
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Categories:
mohel, funny, life, on writing
Form: I do not know?