Long Winger Poems

Animal Poems II

These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel.



Ballade of the Bicameral Camel
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a camel who loved to hump.
Please get your lewd minds out of their...

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These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch

Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
“When again, gentle bride?”
“Nevermore!” bright-eyed Raven replied.



The...

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She wore pineapple rings for glasses
and walked like jelly dances
I didn't rate her chances
She used to wee standing up
she cooked lemon a'la duck
won the lottery, grumbled what bad luck
like a surgical nip, without the tuck.
She'd...

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"The Mallard" and other Animal Limericks

The Mallard
by Michael R. Burch

The mallard is a fellow
whose lips are long and yellow
with which he, honking, kisses
his bawdy, boisterous mistress;
my pond's their loud bordello!



On the Horns of a Dilemma...

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Who are you
on your best WiseElder day,
in your healthiest culture reinvesting place
and time?

I am an ecological theology writer
with my pen,
a fighter
with my punishing,
shaming and blaming words,
a delighter
without swords
for unnecessary self-defense.

Who are you?

I am a parent
and...

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On some English grass
On a piece of land forever England
Warriors of the realm
Take holy orders, on their Fathers grave
To defend the honour of their local pub
For this is the noble art of Sunday league Football

The...

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Welcome Ilakunda, forget about paper,
You will wonder, with your slipper,
Drink a millinda, to become supper. 

Only coming in, house have shine,
Where to begin? Drinking a whine?
That is a line, time will run.

See your mother, and...

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A veteran winger of the American women’s soccer team,
Megan Rapinoe is much maligned now,
for she unexpectantly missed a penalty in the shootout
in the crucial match against Sweden that caused
the USA, the defending champion, to crash...

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one points the finger at the other
telling it that it knows all about what
s/he stands for & on this side
the winger states all the aspects of her/his
parameters & the details, suggestions &
manufactured ways of understanding...

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Are We Looking For Man’s Opinion?   Or God’s Truth?

 I often watch the daily news.
And hear about different opinions
 and different views.

I can't help but to wonder
 when some complain.
That their opinion 
...

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My Word...  Or God's Word?

As I often watch the daily news.
I hear about different stories
 and different views.

I can't help but to wonder
 when some complain.
Their beliefs aren’t "accepted," 
 but "contained."

Much of what...

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My Word...  Or God's Word?

As I often watch the daily news.
I hear about different stories
 and different views.

I can't help but to wonder
 when some complain.
Their beliefs aren’t "accepted," 
 but "contained."

Much of what...

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As I often watch the daily news.
I hear about different stories
 and different views.

I can't help but to wonder
 when some complain.
Of their views not being "accepted." 
 But "contained."

Many of the views shared,
 bring...

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We Need to Believe God's Word!

As we watch the daily news.
We hear about different stories
 and views.

I can't help but to wonder
 when some complain.
Their beliefs aren’t "accepted," 
 but "contained."

Much of what others say,
...

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2060 to L.A.
But it is just 280 miles to Nashville, Tennessee
Where I can see the country stars of the Grand Ol' Opry
Like Faith, Alan, Tim and Toby

I have gone mostly country
But I don't wear those...

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the choice to see the right

oh my dear, let me
clarify
the difference between the
lefties, let's give it a try
first, we have the liberals,
quite moderate they are
they believe in rights, but
won't go too far.

next, we have leftists,...

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Oh my dear, let me
clarify
The difference between the
lefties, let's give it a try
First, we have the liberals,
quite moderate they are
They believe in rights, but
won't go too far.

Next, we have leftists, a bit
more extreme
They want to...

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Changing of Seasons
David J Walker
 
It wasn’t that I wanted my world 
To be frozen 
It’s just that the season chosen 
Naturally will not be like today
Not the sweltering hot heat
That turns the asphalt street...

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The compact disc now adds full sound.
Our mothers preach from all around.
Explicit lyrics and songs of sin.
We sneak in vodka, some rum and gin.

KISS, The Crue and Guns N Roses.
They play the gym, big hair...

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You could’nt be the real French Martre design,
Must be the modified, Indian Side Winger Missile.
Unpatented still, definitely a loner, non-fissile.
Failed Test flight, poor soul, forced to resign. 

Patriot-men cruise, were you not conveniently sidelined? 
Three...

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The whistle goes and the crowd roars,
I hope that my team is the first to score.

Everyone has a song to sing,
As the ball flashes past to our man on the wing.

How can the players run...

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She always ask you a question,
About if you can love me,
You keep escaping the part,
When she says " I love you".

She says it with pleasure,
Relaxed with nothing to loose,
She believe true love is deep,
Its where...

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