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Tu La Connaitras

Brift Jia: Purofetto No Sutorirain
Profo hisoria: Enredo Profissional.... Shall speak to those
who have interest in wrestling.
The Voice of Bruft Jiza spoke through the Mask!

His age shall exceed 20 years.
they shall se him struggle
he among the lions he shall tame them
he shall tame the bears
and shall ut wrest the
marsh meateaters
his life will find him dispositioned
and he shall overcome those obstacles
and shall shine
as son: brother, neihbor
freind: and Lover
His womans willingness shall determine if he shall father.
She will restrict him from other women
that they might labor to divide them..He shall be unrecognized as a true champion

Said Bruft jiza who is Enredo Connaitras...Else Deveri Procura
Lo Na Derrata
Eles De Deveri Procura
Lo como Campesa
O poro escelhido e premiara como campeao
muitas empresas devern fazo-le

elsa devern viajar
para um lugar
secreto e tudus os trofeus deverm ser
recalhidas
la piel de un toro campeon...
encontraran gemas y metalas preciosos y la piel de un toro campeon!
TU le Connaitras!
as then he shall be champion
Tu le Contnaitras...
he shall hear a man wish
for his woman.
He shall hear the names of men
to replace him as champion
he shall be lored into conversations
his skin shall be tanned from the sun of an island
there many men shall shave an oil him.
He shall be cleaned by a woman
who shall sing to him
and the grapes and fruits of the islland shall
be feed to him.
hearing this many companies will send him trophies.
Trophies that havenot been solicated.
Twenty five trophies will say champion
in many laugages and in different places.
A place shall be built by novice.
There a oven of stone shall be made to feed him.
Quarries shall be searched for precious metals.
The gems from many places shall be sourced.
The strap from a championship bull shall be made
into leather. Gold And silver shall be made into a waist belt.
Many promoters shall meet there
and ask for the trophies they have sent.
They shall collect the trophies.
And these Cups shall tsallied and the
jewelers shall
concort there tresures and
a championship shall be promised.
Tu Le Connaitras!
Bel Canto!
Form: Ballade


Stoogees seat

MAIN STREAM PRO
Championship wrestling
offered several active and former
world Champions
deals to perform
they wanted to bring Competive wrestling
back.
It is centered on performance
and Wrestling.
From huge in staure and crowd drawing ability.
Stars compete in wrestling matches
with less interview and show.
It streamlined and based on ability and performance.
They named a company Champion
and gave him contention
and then the promoters got involved and use the draws to
to make mainevent quality matches
while startups and seasoned performers
competed for the attention of both audeince and propmoters.
Audance- Pro style is being devolped to accomadate the style and look of
the show.
Form: Ballad

Saunist Shere- Tenuto part 1

it goes to their level of
professionalism
beyond being physically superior
it goes to the wisdom of ones management
"conflictio Resilutio:grappiious  Contendia"
he spoke candidly.
we rank from one to ten all
active competitors from
one to ten beneath
the World Champion
a contender stands in line
behind the champion
contracts cement the opportunities.
Stars with greater drawing
power, are usually stars
who compete more actively.
They have more to rate then
 new comers and start-ups.
a certain amount of wins
a certain amount of defeats
longevity and
it's who you have defeated
 often defeating someone who has 
a long line of wins
takes play into contention.
a champion who defends his title
over a lengthy duration: but
has a lot of DQ's , Countout victories, Draws
or forfeits, or unable to continue clauses
in the line of defence will upset the
way the promoters view him or her.
Meaning, if the champion is seen a certain way
by the audience
promoters can use gimmicky type matches
to draw conclusion to
a championship reign.
Managers can use their clout to
to promote a protege.
His or her's affords in certain matches
can play into effect
For example
a world renowned manager
bought his new acquisition into a territory
he had been owed favor's and he
fired his staff
and wrestlers in his stable
he gather new men
and begged and brokered
to get championship opportunities
for his new guy's.
Form: Bio

Burgerdain Fram

You might say they were.
You could even say they
Should have been.
What you won't say is it
wasn't sporting or something
You'll soon forget.
Ladies and gentlemen
Promoters Royal presents
   " Championship Fallout"
Six cards, six trophies
 One knucklehead
Card.
Fighteen men seven cards
Two guys each to one evelope
The extra man is named
Big knucklehead. The team that
Chooses the knucklehead
Will have a advantage they
Have gamblers choose.
They get 3 v 2 in matches
Tagteams are chosen at
Random and grapplers compliance
Rules apply  do your job or risk
Suspintion.
Four corners and middle rope
A man In each corner
Two on the floor
Tag from the corner
Or tag between the rope from
The floor 
Pinfall , submission, dq, countout
Team in putts there.
Last two teams draw from
The deck to crown, eliminate
To change partners, or the
Two end stipulation man on
Top at the end gets world
Title match.
Winning team is framed
Knucklehead trophy winners
And it means
If the world tagteam champions
Receive either 4 countout losses
Or 4 disqualifcation losses in
a two week period they
Default and the knuckleheads
Are named world tag champs.
Form: Blitz

The ugly belly of robber barons

To make money do what you may
And let no rules come in your way,
Capitalism blares
As laissez-faire declares
Wild ways to thievery,
Packaged nigh cleverly
For robber barons of today,
Who should look in mirror
To reflect on error
And ponder, made they are of clay.
____________________  
Happenings |19.11.2024|money, business, mirror

Poet’s note: US, who has charged an Adani company of financial misdeeds, needs to look into its own history of capitalism. The first two lines of this ditty talk of what laissez-faire was and still largely is. A list compiled in 1934 named 26 robber barons (a German term for knights who charged illegal tolls from travellers along with other forms of thuggery). The list includes Andrew Carnegie, JP Morgan, and John D Rockefeller-- who later turned philanthropists and promoters of art to earn rubber stamp of public approval. The country reminds us of a cat on a pilgrimage:

Upon killing hundreds of mice,
A cat is out to wash her vice,
On holy pilgrimage
To pop up her image,
Poor mice paying her laundry price.
Form: Limerick


Bullfighter and Bulls

A fuming, fierce and moving target
On yor species will you place yor bet!

Aiming the blade into shoulder blade or beating heart
all toreadors hope to throw that fatal decisive dart!

This bullyboy to score a bloodied bullseye in bullfight!
O'course not for the fainthearted that gory sight.

Well, that counts timid me out from any bullring
naturally I a bulwark against this lurid thing.

I find in the sport a sort of sadism
Like cockfights it must reek of masochism.

The carmine cape, the only screen between him and the jaws of death
or should I say rather, the sickle horns of death
Oh no, what if the matador ain't ever allowed to catch his breath?

For promoters a thrilling spinechilling
Spanish folk art in arena
For objectors a bloodsport
they wish as dead as the myth of Athena.

The Spanish might be divided about their picadors
on this sporty bloody battle between man and beast
No telling till when spectators will throng to watch those matadors
while I wonder do they on the trophy bull then feast?

Ah ban it to history
or fan it to the future
Call it cruelty or not, oh the thrills of our humankind 
Tis fair play or fair game for the raging bull tis half blind?

Yet if any bloodlust instincts be satiated by those stuntmen toreros
matadors maybe far better than murderers and war heroes.

Equilibrium

It rained and poured heavily as never before
Washing away hills,downs and the plain;
Sure it was a commited lofty drain
To revive the struggling, straggling live galore;
Lightings thunder like pretentious promoters
Heckled over the ravage and disorder
Off and beyond all stay and border;
Nothing but just Water : muddy ripples and floaters
Strange it is the serene freshness and poise
Follows all such mockery excess and ablution
The essence of being is contained within evolution
While all human play and way fills noise
And only sound and fury to conclude
In hallow vain , absurd and futile a feud.
Form: Sonnet

Call Dizzy

Dizzy loss, and "The American" Stats Strussel became Worlds Champion he changed the name on the belt in the ring making some fans seriously angry. The main Event had been placed as the second match of the evening and with seven more bouts to go some saw that something specail was to happen. The screen over the entrance way came on, and a conversation that seemed non-kayfabe had officails and suited promoters backstage in a wild brawl. Get this the wrestlers were breaking upon the fights. Well the contract was legate and a new promotion was formed backstage. Get this in the contract it stated that the World Champion for 60 days would be head promoter, over-sight manager of the championship committee and head referee.. He sheduled a match aganst a non member of the Promotion and went on TV to call him out. He challenged the World Champion of a rival promotion,
While the new borad of directers were choosen the Promoters tried to stop what they called a coup.
Days later on a Northern Pacific morning show a reporter spoke of the incident and they called the World Champion of the rival promotion, he laughed at the story and said the guy was unbossed and crazy. He said he or the promotion wasn't interested in  a Champion verses Champion Event he was to busy and cross promotional show never work out. He said the challenge was an insult to his promotions reputation.  One month later during a tv taping in DDanish Pro territory a group of fans were carring signs and calling both propmotion Bullsh$t! A big fight started. When asked if this could have root in the challenge the propmotions both denied causing or being involved. The new copany had been formed and they were looking to oust the Worlds champion, who only had one title defence which was said to be a spectaular bout, it was untelevised and unrecorded. This cause people to doubt this guy sincerity. And then  on a singer podcast the match was shown in it's entirity, it generated 2 million followers in three days. Showing that interest in this man coulld yeild a profit.
Form: Bio

Sumthang For Ya

they called Gilbraun Mantrioux
they wanted him to know
what was going on. A smile
came across the face of Gilbraun Mantrioux:
when he heard that the National Independent wrestling
champion had agreed to sign the match.
the promoters had inked the deal.
the fans could prepare, get those ducts in order
and come on down.
they choose the time the place and all sides have come to agreement
ladies and gentlemen we have something special for you
something that people in other places will either envy or
be apart of.
we will have a winner: champion verses champion
to unify the and recognize
the Worlds heavyweight championship.
from the center of the squared circle
under the spotlight these two men will represent there companies pride.
and battle in the main event
to recognize the Independent wrestling councils worlds heavyweight champion
some bodies gonna lose their belt. Schedule your vacations, weddings, that trip to Aunt Frizzles. tell your wife to make up with your girlfreind, and everybody come on down.

sponsered by Bassey groove music company.
Permission for Music given by
that Damn Music Man.
Copyright date one dose days!
Form: Ballade

Band Band Sing Along

Working with trainer Pauhura Muruh
He developed the "Stirru Pomb"
and the "Thrips Massa" and
"Bassa Moto's Booby trap"
He'll make chicken wing , bending
Both knees with his shinlach.
A waistlach; roll into pinning 
Position.A "Tashiaz Bow" 
Rendition of a surfboard.
Massiro Missurira the
Brazilian Judo champion.


4 # ground pork
1/4 cup of green bell peppers
4 T minced garlic
1/3 c chopped onion
1/4 c shredded cucumber
3 tablespoons cayenne pepper
4 tablespoons of cultured buttermilk
1/4 cup of breadcrumbs
3 tablespoons of sesame seed oil
1/3 cup of sundried tomato
Salt or soy sauce
2 tablespoons of fennal seeds

Fry up one check seasoning.
MAke burgers and enjoy.

He made these burgers when the promoters
Gave me 40 days to slimdown. I ate them
With habashii thousand island sauce
On toasted kosher rolls. He will pay
In every match for betrayal!

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