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My dog's as smart as a geek and other doggy poems
My dog's as smart as a geek.
He can bark in English, Arabic, and Greek.
He’s expert in canine mathematics,
can discuss dog-fight aerodynamics,
and is fluent in bow-wow doublespeak.
And yours?
Would it be okay if later today
I brought Bixby...
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Categories:
hissy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, dog,
Form:
Light Verse
Worming the Cat and Dog
Once again it’s Saturday; the day when footy reigns supreme.
The Dogs are up against the Cats, the premier favoured team,
but I’ve got no doubts the mighty Dogs will surely cope with that.
I couldn’t think of...
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Categories:
hissy, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
We Got a Crowd That's In a Frenzy Bob
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Chapter L.A.
I like to think of [the habit] as a bonfire or a lighthouse, so that light can shine out into places where there are no resources and there isn’t...
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Categories:
hissy, anger, baseball, community, conflict,
Form:
Rhyme
Derivatives With Limits
Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The Fall.
The derivative reveals the slope of the tangent along the...
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Categories:
hissy, cancer, funny, god, hero, parents, soldier, work,
Form:
Free verse
Fun Net Ticks and Sill Lab Buff Hick Aye Shun
curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris
who wishes ewe well
to make $cents of the following
mumbo jumbo lettered gumbo.
Hip puck crease see
(ad hoc) key hide dee claim
haint how my noggin
comports itself to take aim,
cuz ear lee aire...
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Categories:
hissy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Free verse
Souper Nova
Now listen,
you called me a Souper nova missing the pun,
being clever with words ain’t for everyone,
you comment mindless and tough
I laugh cus you're a spineless pup
do you ever think.. umm..
no you...
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Categories:
hissy, slam,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump Poems and Epigrams V
Trump poems and epigrams V
The prez should be above the law, he sez,
even though he’s no longer prez.
—Michael R. Burch
Mercedes Benz
by Michael R. Burch
I'd like to do a song of great social and political import....
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Categories:
hissy, america, political, presidents day, today, usa,
Form:
Epigram
A Summer Re: Follicular Fall Out Can Spring a Heady Winter
Thy scalp thoroughly massaged during hair washing,
after showering (frequently tapping the cold water faucet –
in an effort to ramp up brisk temperature tolerance),
an immediate process to shake out matted down hairs
follows...
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Categories:
hissy, absence, anger, angst, anxiety, emotions, hair, how
Form:
Free verse
The Saint Patrick Day Leprechaun
Dragon sat in the bushes all night long, for he wanted to catch himself a Leprechaun.
See Leprechauns have gold by the buckets full, and Dragon wanted himself… some.
So our sly little Dragon had put a...
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Categories:
hissy, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
Final Realization I Am An Adult
It's a freaking trip-thinking back to "way back when"
And realizing just how fast time truly does fly,
Year by year, seems to pass faster and faster
Friends you used to have back then
Back when, you too, were...
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Categories:
hissy, allusion, change, day, death, dream, irony,
Form:
Free verse
april 14 my computer is plotting against me
Sometimes I think
My computer is plotting against me
And only me!
Trying deliberately to drive me mad.
My computer knows
When I am busy,
Then it throws a hissy fit.
Constantly Crashing
It often refuses to boot up,
And crashes constantly.
It loses data...
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Categories:
hissy, abuse, anger, angst, anxiety, computer,
Form:
Free verse
Buster, Miss Kitty and Tom
Miss Kitty Katt was famous in the small hometown of mine
And Buster was the town dog -- never knew a boundary line.
Miss Kitty knew no limits except those she had drawn
Which included one she’d posted...
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Categories:
hissy, cat, dog, dog, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
From the National Poet of Slovenia In a Language People Understand - the Ruins of the Ancien Regime
Farewell, then, AUKN boss,
The next this year makes three.
By the time they find a substitute,
Slovenes will be at sea.
He tried to cover his behind;
AUKN boss of bosses,
As every week, balances grew bleak:
He weighed merits and...
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Categories:
hissy, absence, allegory, analogy, animal, bird, boat, fishing,
Form:
Ballad
The Demise of Acirema
Everyone knew that there was something amiss,
but no one was stirred enough to even lift a fist.
Patriots and paupers alike saw no such enemy on their list.
They were surprised that someone ascended from the abyss.
They...
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Categories:
hissy, change, farewell, hope, humanity,
Form:
Rhyme
Got Sleep
Nothing more intimate than sleep
wake before dawn, go downtown
prepare for tomorrow, come home from work late.
Most cities prosper undisturbed
sleeping peacefully
while the tide goes out.
Are we asleep or are we dancing,
surrounded by buildings,
a primitive fertility dance...
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Categories:
hissy, city, dance, moon, river, sleep, winter, work,
Form:
Free verse
Wait, What
It's a melodrama. Try to picture the drama queen
A bit actress lying on the floor in her final scene
Her lips trembling, tears running down her face
ruining her makeup in a gown of satin and lace
You...
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Categories:
hissy, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
I Would Like To Be a Changeling Next
Some wanted to be tigers. The angels talked a few out of it,
Two were led away, because they had a ridiculously silly hissy fit.
Six were given tiger-status, and sent to an Indian village.
I hoped...
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Categories:
hissy, fantasy,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Medieval Muses
The cold and drafty dark castle nights,
eating boars head like its going out of style,
having new battles every other week,
God forbid if you had a yellow streak,
Women wearing long gowns which were warm,
except for their...
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Categories:
hissy, anxiety, culture, dark, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Couplet-Vivid Contrasts In a Masked Ball
Vivid contrasts emanate lively hues
from the brilliancy of colors,
to radiate skin, hair and eyes;
and these are the wishes of all lovers!
He's a handsome man in a dark suit well-pressed,
and she's a beautiful woman in a...
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Categories:
hissy, art, imagination, nature, peopledance, woman, dance,
Form:
Couplet
The Snowman Takes a Holiday
The snowman takes a holiday
to Florida, he decided to go,
he got tired of waiting
all Winter, for it to snow.
He gathered up his suitcases
hopped on a bus heading out of town,...
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Categories:
hissy, december, imagery, inspiration, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
VPL
Can you see my VPL through this dress?
Hold on till I look out the window.
What you looking at.
I’m searching for the spaceship.
Is that your idea of a joke.
Hey, you’re the one speaking Klingon.
Okay dummy, can...
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Categories:
hissy, humor, passion, woman,
Form:
Free verse
I Won'T Be Back
I'll be gone this time tomorrow
I’ll catch a freight at dawn.
One goes east, another goes west
An' I don't care which way
Came to Texas out of Tulsa
Lookin' for a future -
Got a lot of knots on...
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Categories:
hissy, emotions,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
I Won'T Be Back Again
I Won't Be Back Again
I'll be gone this time tomorrow
I’ll catch a freight at dawn.
One goes east, another goes west
Don't matter which I'm on.
Came to Texas out of Tulsa
Lookin' for a future -
Got a lot...
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Categories:
hissy,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Overplayed Hand
Having an inflated ego is detrimental to living a good life
It's a self-serving trait that can lead to tragedy and strife
One who's overconfident is arrogant, his hubris is rife
Overplaying his hand will cut like the...
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Categories:
hissy, conflict, how i feel, perspective,
Form:
Monorhyme
Worthless Addict Bxxxx
I'm not worthless,
I know my worth
and I'm not worth less.
I'm an addict,
not addicted.
I may be a b!#@h,
but I'm not stuck in insanity anymore.
I know that in my core.
Worthless Addict B!#@h is what you called me,
slinging...
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Categories:
hissy, abuse, addiction,
Form:
Free verse