Long Doggerel Poems
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Doggerel IDoggerel I or Nonsense Verse
A$$tronomical
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!
Bible Libel
by Michael R. Burch
If God
is good,
half the Bible
is libel.
I came up...
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Categories:
doggerel, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, nursery
Form:
Limerick
Limericks I - Relatives and RelativityLimericks I - Relatives and Relativity
The Cosmological Constant
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
said E equals MC squared.
Thus all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!
A$$-tronomical
by Michael R. Burch
Relativity, the theorists’ creed,
says mass increases...
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Categories:
doggerel, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, science, space, time,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Vi - ReligionLimericks VI - Religion
Pell-Mell for Hell Mel
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a Baptist named Mel
who condemned all non-Christians to hell.
When he stood before God
he felt like a clod
to discover His Love couldn’t fail!
Why I...
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Categories:
doggerel, christian, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, religion, religious,
Form:
Limerick
Doggerel IiDoggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse
The Board
by Michael R. Burch
Accessible rhyme is never good.
The penalty is understood:
soft titters from dark board rooms where
the businessmen paste on their hair
and, Walter Mitties, woo the...
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Categories:
doggerel, animal, dog, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
PrologueWhether you have come to possess this compendium of doggerel confessions by chance or by choice, should you decide to venture beyond this page, I politely suggest you consider the contents to be nothing more...
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Categories:
doggerel, allegory, literature,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Adventures In DoggerelWhen I was a lad and somewhat brash
I often read the poems of Ogden Nash,
whose humourous rhymes on many themes,
was motivation for my own poetic dreams.
Later when I took to reading Edgar Allen Poe,
more of...
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Categories:
doggerel, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Animal Poems IiAnimal Poems II
These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel.
Ballade of the Bicameral Camel
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a camel who loved to hump.
Please get your lewd minds out of their...
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Categories:
doggerel, animal, earth, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump Poems and Epigrams VITrump Poems and Epigrams VI
Trump’s Retribution Resolution
by Michael R. Burch
My New Year’s resolution?
I require your money and votes,
for you are my retribution.
May I offer you dark-skinned scapegoats
and bigger and deeper moats
as part of my sweet...
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Categories:
doggerel, america, giggle, hilarious, humor, men, nonsense, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Double LimericksThe Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?
The platypus, though, is eager
although his means are meager.
His sight is poor;
perhaps he’ll score
with a...
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Categories:
doggerel, cheer up, fun, funny, funny love, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
The PoetTHE POET’S PANEGYRIC
“There’s someone I knew with talent unleashed
and a heart that had for so many relentlessly reached
This poet sought inspiration from the living and the dead
But I can tell you this about the poet...
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Categories:
doggerel, life, words,
Form:
Rhyme
In Prays of Legal TenderPreface:
Aye do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest
git a lee till bitta chump change
boot an overpowering literary force
to pocket earning for a grange
(hmm...who knows maybe
...
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Categories:
doggerel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Trump Poems and Epigrams VTrump poems and epigrams V
The prez should be above the law, he sez,
even though he’s no longer prez.
—Michael R. Burch
Mercedes Benz
by Michael R. Burch
I'd like to do a song of great social and political import....
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Categories:
doggerel, america, political, presidents day, today, usa,
Form:
Epigram
Suffusion of Profuse ElationAh...herewith ma usual
dose of pablum from this meal
lee mouthed muttering
doggerel wordsmith,
who now writes...
so here's...
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Categories:
doggerel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Help Need SomebodyH-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e b-o-d-y!!!...
Spouse booby trapped husband!!!
Homicide courtesy munch
house zen by proxy
immediately suspected hunch
police, K9 corps, and ambulance
nearly lost their lunch crossing...
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Categories:
doggerel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Dramatic Verse
I Should Have Been a Beat PoetI should have been a Beat Poet
I should have been a Beat Poet
Like Ginsberg or Ferlinghetti
They were good but not that great
Oh, maybe I'm being petty.
I could have driven across the States
Like Cassady and Kerouac
But...
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Categories:
doggerel, career, humor, satire,
Form:
Couplet
Prince CharlesPrince Charles
I have read my name on a British novel written by John Doe a few times.
It begins with a crude remark which gives reference to an old friend from Dublin, then on...
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Categories:
doggerel, humor, integrity,
Form:
Prose Poetry
No Shucking Small TalkContains More Than Kernel Of Truthful
alienation, expulsion, ostracization
from body politick
if member of society resistant,
indifferent, adamant, et...
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Categories:
doggerel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Political Verse
Internal RhymeA mechanism of mind in the inner rune ...
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Categories:
doggerel, allusion, inspirational, introspection, language, life, mystery, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Detailing delicate defecation debacleDetailing delicate defecation debacle
Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of ablutions
all the while skipping to my loo
umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet
turned toward hot temperature
so toilet would finally,
magnificently, and royally flush.
As...
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Categories:
doggerel, 12th grade, adventure, anxiety, april, assonance, body,
Form:
Rhyme
This Contest of PoemsTo pick a good subject - to know what to do
A matter that matters 'bout what, where and who
To stick to the script and be stuck in a crowd?
Or stick out as lonely as bright...
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Categories:
doggerel, fun, funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets,
Form:
Verse
Detailing Delicate Defecation Debacleotherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of ablutions
all the while skipping to my loo
umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet
turned toward hot temperature
so toilet would finally,
magnificently, and royally flush.
As ofttimes occurred in...
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Categories:
doggerel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, business,
Form:
Rhyme
Eaten By Ants - Part 2luckily for our ambiguous plot structure
and the stern requirements of partisan doggerel
the ringing coin toss bounced then came up tails
and fortune directed that the box be opened
gingerly gripped in two slender shaking hands
by Pepper d'Angelo...
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Categories:
doggerel, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Wracked With Ratiocination When Writingno shortage of familiar metier real
(material) aye attest
welling up within thy breast
merely a predicament how to winnow
junk bonded barnacled
accretion encrusted
...
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Categories:
doggerel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, august,
Form:
Free verse
In StateBarefoot on the paving slab chill, concrete
feet feel frostbite emanations in their callused souls;
rooftop mystique clamours silent slate triangles,
perched the stray cat observers, red-eyes smoking coals.
Down to the river's edge where swaying reeds
feed mongrel contemplations...
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Categories:
doggerel, life, people, philosophy, places, social, , memorial,
Form:
Verse
D Is For DoggerelOftimes I'm asked; “What drives you, Bro, to generate such verse,
the bulk of which is awful and the balance, frankly, worse?”
The dark side of reality fueled each chilling ode by Poe,
For Macaulay,...
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Categories:
doggerel, beauty, body, cute, girl,
Form:
Rhyme