Lavey Poems | Examples


Don't put God second place in your life!

The most important thing to do,
Is seek the One that created you.
Jeremiah 17:5 says we are cursed,
Whenever we put any humans first.
A bunch of misfits that's who we are.
Worshiping Musicians and Movie Stars!
Let one of them die or be in trouble like you.
And what is the first thing people do?
All of a sudden they want you to pray.
To the same God we ignore night and day.
Shame on me, shame on you!
To treat our Creator the way we do.
The only One that died for me,
Was the second member of the Trinity. 
What can any earthly humans do? 
When death starts calling me or you.
The usual silly thing we say.
Everybody bow your heads and pray.
Those who deny who God is today,
Will share the fate of "Anton Lavey!"
Even though we ignore Him most days.
He extends forgiveness to us anyway.
That's why the smartest thing we all can do,
Is seek the Creator of me and you.
Categories: lavey, 7th grade, confusion, depression,
Form: Rhyme

Jeremy Corbyn, Let's Call Him

Jeremy Corbyn, let's call him
A Russian, a traitor, a spy
Dress him in red
With a cat on his head
And wait for the rumours to fly

Jeremy Corbyn, let's say he's
Hitler in curious guise
Paint him with blood
And then pelt him with mud
And see if it sticks as it dries

Jeremy Corbyn, let's call him
What shall we call him today?
Make him the king
Of a paedophile ring
And a lover of Anton LaVey

Jeremy Corbyn, let's say he's
A demon, a liar, a freak
The sum of our fears
And there's other ideas
But you'll just have to wait
Till next week

© Gail Foster March 31st 2018
Categories: lavey, dark, humor, political, psychological,
Form: Rhyme


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