Lamer Poems


Silly Little Dumb Girl

Silly ass dame
You Lame plain Jane
Fckng wacked out & insane
Still playin the same game
Even with nothin' to gain
You're the only one to blame
So don't even complain
Sayin you wanna change
But forever stay tha same
Get back in ya in lane!!
Thinkin you so smart
With 3 cells left in ya brain
Dazed out 24/7 from all tha fetty& cocaine
Putting so much faith in hollow promises
That should be taken with a grain
It's like you BEGG for tha pain!!!
Feelin each drop of that acid rain
Burnin through my skin
Down to my skeletal Frame
Tryna act normal & maintain 
Ignoring these constant stabbing migraines
Success will never be obtained
Like failure been ingrained
Take every aspect of your life
And rearrange 
the past mistakes steady being replayed
Walkin a straight line to Hell
N sht still feel mundane*
Categories: lamer, deep, destiny, fate, hip
Form: Rhyme

With Ah Smerk and Grin

We pack our bags
off to Del Rio
my beautiful bride
to be
I spoke love
as our reason for
 co-habitation
of me me
she spoke stability
we wished to marry
for what ever reason
thats why I call her
my bride to be
when the earth
start moving
I grabbed the
Woman while
we're dancing
the earth beneath our
feets quaked away
Ya'll know that
one about Del-Rio
things my bride to be
will probably say

some marry for hoochie
coot chi
some many to combine there
wealth
some marry to make people
wonder about how they did it
some marry to keep there
covenant to there self
Seems I brag about
this woman I wish to
marry
aint shamed to say
I love her so
that we are here
in Dell-Rio
my bride to be
She loves me so

Puedo lamer tu cono
frota ,i cabeza
cuando te corres
que diensen que soy
el mejor amantue
grita mi nombre
cuando te corres
Categories: lamer, christmas,
Form: Ballade


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April 27, 2021
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