There was an old man that lived in a big boot
He had lots of bills but not a lot of loot
The boot was old with the insole almost gone
And the bottom was tough and hard to sleep on
He tried to make a fire to cook him a meal
But it got out of hand and burned off the heel
He spent a lot of time cleaning up the soot
Then one day he was squashed by a big foot!
Categories:
insole, fantasy, humor,
Form: Couplet