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Humorous Haiku Poems

These Humorous Haiku poems are examples of Haiku poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Haiku Humorous poems written by international poets.

Don't Kiss and Tell

Don't French-Kiss your Girl

You'll be in Dutch with her Dad

Swift Turkish Revenge

Categories: humorous,

it's exhausting

it's exhausting
being so adorable
~ a rest well deserved



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Categories: appreciation, cute, dog, humorous,

kernel crisis


sun's too hot to bear—
he just wanted a tan but
became a snack fast.

Categories: fun, funny, hilarious, humor,

5 Limeraikus

Again and again 
and again, and then is when 
again, it’s again ...  

A nurse (to be terse) 
made things worse. I see, if

Categories: humorous,

The Tax Man Cometh

Welcome to my hell

It's where I currently dwell

I hate tax season

Categories: humorous,

Ego Where We Go

You think I'm shallow?

Explore the depths of my mind 

Better bring a map

Categories: humorous,

I'm Having a Bad Day

I just lost my job

My girlfriend called me a slob

Where are my car keys?


My phone keeps ringing 

My canary stopped singing 

Still can't find my

Categories: humorous,

Little White Lies

I'm sorry I lied

But if I told you the truth

Things could get ugly

Categories: humorous,

Rusty Pipes

Rusty Pipes
Miracle Man 1/1/2025

He feared rusty pipes
so my friend drunk no water,
only alcohol!

Categories: humorous,

Horn Humorous Trump Haiku

Horn Trump Humorous Haiku

when Trump had to pick
out from official would kick
always made us sick

should see his small pause
made a lot of Hims and haws
broke

Categories: analogy,

Sky and sun

Looking at the sun's brilliance
My eyes wonder the magnificent white light
An ocean or a blue sky.

Categories: dream, earth, environment, humorous,

Career Opportunities

I could find a job

If I only had the time 

But I sleep all day

Categories: humorous,

Nadir

I tried to write my
magnum opus masterpiece -
but managed just this.

Categories: humorous,

That's For Sure

Feeling not so cute
But if you have a big face
Indeed, that's for sure.

Categories: engagement, humorous, perspective, sensual,

Long Distance Affair

You're far in my hand
But very close to my heart
Yet, ready to bond.

Categories: dedication, engagement, friendship, humorous,