Groceteria Poems | Examples

Strange Definitions

MONUMENTAL – Man, you is mental

DENTURES – A ding on your car

CATALOG – One cat per log

BALANCE – Throwing a ball

IMAGINATION – My image of a country

NOSTALGIA – Disease of the nose

ACCEPTANCE – Include your aunts

APPREHENSION – After Jim Henson

GROCETERIA – An ugly eating place

CONFIDENCE – Opposite of deep trust

BRAINSTORM – Very violent thoughts

RECOMMENDATION – Comment again

DOWNTOWN – Under the city

GIVEAWAY – Offer a solution

ENCOURAGE – To race to old age

ANNOUNCEMENT – A proper name for cement

BEWILDERED – Go wild wearing red

RESOURCEFUL – Filled with sour stuff

ENTERING – Stepping into the ring

HOLIDAY – A day for mistletoe

MAGNIFICENT – Enlarging a penny

REMINDING – Recalling a bell

THINKING – Skinny ruler of a land

APPETITE – Tiny apple

SUBMITTED – Ted eating a sub wearing mitts




Some are a bit of a stretch... think weird! LOL


© Jack Ellison 2015