Gregori, the tough-chik
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin,
the most randy monk there's ever been,
declared chastity to be a sin
and to his persuasion he did win
of the fair sex fat and thin,
high and low, rich and poor,
on pinnacles or on the floor,
but he went a stretch too far
on entering the palace of the Czar.
He used mystic powers to impress
empress Alexandra, no less.
To no poison would he tumble
or even yield a tummy rumble.
To do him in took many a bullet.
My, that monk sure was no pullet.
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