My school, it sucks,
it's like a hockey puck, gets hit around by other schools,
The ones that have fancy pools.
We suck at sport,
We could even go to court!
My school's name on everything,
Shoes, hats, bags, rings!
'You will be your best!' - test after test after test,
have you heard yourself teacher?
Right before you caught a cheater!
'The Power of Possibility',
What a fraud, possibility, shnility,
That doesn't even make sense,
Especially through a grammatic lens.
So if you like all of the above,
Then I am certain you will love,
The place without a pool, please!
COME TO MY SCHOOL!
Categories:
grammatic, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Form: Rhyme
don't count
on me be
cause odd
ly enough
though i'm
one of the
ranks i've
always
stunk
at be
ing
one
to
actually say
grammatic
ally not ma
the ma tic
ally why
when i
add up
the sum
of us as
some
thing
i am
all
ways getting
oddly even
after doing
it with you
twice i still
come up
with a to
tal of one
though
on a
calc
you
later
it reads
two but
that's
one
too
man
y so
i use
bi nary
be cause
counting
your fin
gers gets
bet
her
aft
er
we
get
past
ten an
d need
to use
your toe
s to get
the prop
er tot all
e qual to
a mount
of one
of me
and
one
of
you
to add
up to
two
th
ough i'm
go ing
down
on you
i'll sub
tract my
self and
gladly
allow
you
to
ri
de
me bucking
bronco style
so you go
cow girl
moo ve
me use
me butt
do n't
for get
to brand
me as be
long ing to
you
Categories:
grammatic, muse,
Form: I do not know?