Forgetters Poems | Examples

Boobs

Boobs: Now there’s a word that has two unrelated meanings
Your preference might indicate your private thoughts and leanings
But boob can be a word that means a silly little error
Not something that will trash your life for ever and forever

Funny how in digital some numbers look like letters
And that’s quite handy for us ageing PIN number forgetters
Boob reminds me of a fulsome girl I used to date
My pin number in future is Eight Zero Zero Eight

(Just a little note to people fraudulence inclined
If you just wrote that number down you must have lost your mind
I’d never use that number now... my I.Q. aint three cubed
And if I did then folk on Soup would tell me that I boobed)

So, if your girl’s a Dolly Parton or a Taylor Swift
Or if she just slips up a bit, she’s still your special gift
The boobs my mother used to make they always left me smiley
But boobs when made by Frankenstein are something else entirely