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Floristry Poems - Poems about Floristry


I Tried To Buy You Flowers
...I tried to buy you lilies but I couldn't see it through, so I ran off to Ann Summers for a naughty toy or two. I tried to buy you orchids but I felt a little shy, so left to buy some Vaseline......

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Categories: floristry, funny, funny love, giggle,
Form: Rhyme

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