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Drain The Lizard Poems - Poems about Drain The Lizard


Hold My Beer
...Hold my beer, While I start the fire, Don't spill a drop, Or I'll cry, That cold refreshed taste, The bitterness on your tongue, Letting it slide down your pipe whole, Ooooh ya that's t......

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Categories: drain the lizard, humor,
Form: ABC
Walkin' With My Wiener In My Hand......
...(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") See the frost, watch it glisten Too much beer, I'm on a mission To write my name in the snow With a funny yellow glow Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! ......

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Categories: drain the lizard, funny, holiday, music, parody,
Form: Lyric




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