Doozy Poems

Prosaic poem of mine, who dislikes formalities, hence prose heeds with the following

...Prosaic poem of mine, who dislikes formalities, hence prose heeds with the following.    
     
     Yahoo!...As an AOL member since the beginning of time..., 

     I now find myself (a googling...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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I was in a canoodle with my,
wonderful guy- his kiss made me high;
his whispers were superexcellent,
he was a doozy quite excellent !

Excellent until gobbleygook words,
superexcell...

Exercise Bicycle Poem One

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Tomorrow, l'Il try my exercise bike.
No, not that expensive, complee doozy!
I'd fall down and be a fallen, poetic lollapaloozy!

My glory days of riding a real bicycle have long past.
But...

What Language Is This

...that was a crackerjack
a dandy
a pippen
a doozy
a corker
a whale
grandson stared at his elderly grandfather
having no idea what language he was speaking...

I Got Friggin Heebie Jeebies

...I got friggin heebie jeebies

Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si
hence impossible mission 
to be lovey dove vee.

Vague remembrances of ...

I Crowned the Write Full Missus Champ Paean Practical Joker

...I crowned the write full missus "champ paean practical joker"

The following moniker “innocent prankster” 
awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife
as trickster de jure appended 
to alluded spous...

I Let It Rip

...Holding it in as long as I possibly could
[Wouldn’t want to stink up my neighborhood]
So, I hurriedly ran to a nearby park
And, surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers
I let it rip!  No one was near...

Flatulent Fannie

...Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy
With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy
She blows out so much gas
Foul vapor from her a$$
It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy

Fannie lets 'em rip with...

Clyde's Distress

...Clyde Clark
In park

Was boozy
Real doozy

Did pee
On tree

Broke law
Cop saw

Tied hands
With bands

To jail
Sans bail

Called spouse
"You souse"

Said she
To he

"Stay there...

Parallel Universe

...Imagine yourself lookin' up
Counting each one up top
Some seems too far...
Others are always hangin' at the bar

Your in a great doozy
Feeling awesome, woopsie daisy!
Your still lookin' up
Bu...

I Crown the Missus Champ Impractical Joker

...I crown the missus "champ impractical joker"

Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat,
she did pretend and succeed
to give yours truly a special treat
aforementioned item alluded to purch...

Unmentionables

...In church, kneel down, stand up, give the priest room.
Week to week, “fruit of the vine,” his voice booms.
                       Mistake a doozy.
                       Priest’s a bit woozy.
Pro...

How Unappealing the Missus Went Bananas

...How unappealing... the missus went bananas
courtesy hurling mandarin oranges.

Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I do not deplore

yours tru...

Shoot

...Jacuzzi Woozy
  told Suzy Floozy
    a real Doozy
  Now there's
       a little Uzi...

New Obsession:Exercise Bike

...Tomorrow, I'll try my exercise
           bike.
           No, not that expensive doozy!
           I'd fall down and be a fallen,
           poetic lollapaloozy!

           My glory days of r...

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