Doozy Poems - Poems about Doozy

...that was a crackerjack a dandy a pippen a doozy a corker a whale grandson stared at his elderly grandfather having no idea what language he was speaking......Read the rest...

...I got friggin heebie jeebies Cuz buzzards circle o'er me eyeing these lovely bones prithee id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si hence impossible mission to be lovey dove vee. Vague remembrances of ......Read the rest...

...I crowned the write full missus "champ paean practical joker" The following moniker “innocent prankster” awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife as trickster de jure appended to alluded spous......Read the rest...

...Holding it in as long as I possibly could [Wouldn’t want to stink up my neighborhood] So, I hurriedly ran to a nearby park And, surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers I let it rip! No one was near......Read the rest...

...Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy She blows out so much gas Foul vapor from her a$$ It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy Fannie lets 'em rip with......Read the rest...

...Clyde Clark In park Was boozy Real doozy Did pee On tree Broke law Cop saw Tied hands With bands To jail Sans bail Called spouse "You souse" Said she To he "Stay there......Read the rest...

...“Good morning, folks,” the guy began…“my name’s Henry Hustle. Got yourselves a real nice car there. Love them fancy wheels! Today I’m gonna prove to you why so darn many people come to us from mil......Read the rest...

...Imagine yourself lookin' up Counting each one up top Some seems too far... Others are always hangin' at the bar Your in a great doozy Feeling awesome, woopsie daisy! Your still lookin' up Bu......Read the rest...

...I crown the missus "champ impractical joker" Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat, she did pretend and succeed to give yours truly a special treat aforementioned item alluded to purch......Read the rest...

...In church, kneel down, stand up, give the priest room. Week to week, “fruit of the vine,” his voice booms. Mistake a doozy. Priest’s a bit woozy. Pro......Read the rest...

...How unappealing... the missus went bananas courtesy hurling mandarin oranges. Yes quite juvenile unladylike childlike behaviour, mine wife oft times doth display, I do not deplore yours tru......Read the rest...

...Jacuzzi Woozy told Suzy Floozy a real Doozy Now there's a little Uzi......Read the rest...

...Tomorrow, I'll try my exercise bike. No, not that expensive doozy! I'd fall down and be a fallen, poetic lollapaloozy! My glory days of r......Read the rest...

...I've been bitten yes I'm smitten by that freakin bug of lore that nasty sneaky critter somehow made it through my door Now I'm feelin woozy like a man on to much boozy next came warm......Read the rest...

...Celia Ann Blaylock, one of Alice’s doves Plied her talents when the Wild West was A Hooker, a hussy, streetwalker, floozy a strumpet. Loose woman, whatever, a doozy and then she met Wyatt, a man ......Read the rest...