Hilary and Obama, woe-begotten
'Centrists' like them long forgotten
Sanders' philosophy - Big Tent
Bernie's, ahem, almost incontinent
Biden's supporting increased Medicare
He'll smell grandma's and grandpa's gray hair
O'Rourke's no 'Beta;' he's a Francis
Around questions, he does artful dances
Ocasio-Cortez so wanted to run
But paper ballots use too much carbon
Wayne Messam's the Mayor of Miramar
He's qualified for Vice-President of Miyanmar
Newark's ex-Mayor, the strident Kory Booker
His pledge: In the Oval Office, no hookers
And lest we forget, there's Senator Liz Warren
Claims to be 1/64th Indian, the moron
Just can't wait for that first Democrat debate
Twenty candidates -- every last one of them GREAT