The flavor of Cauliflower cheese;
is a recipe that's sure to please.
Though I have to confess that I find,
Melon Cauli a sad recipe.
When I have it, it's so bad for me.
Categories:
cauli, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Off the shelf into the trolley
Pushed between the carrots and cauli
On the belt and codes to swipe
Next to bananas all over ripe
Push in the bag , throw in the boot
Next to the veg and all the fruit
Thrown in the ice box , squashed to hell
How long in here , no one can tell
Pull for the depths and chopped for the pot
Tossed in the pan , water all hot
Boiled to depth , drained and dressed
Put on a plate with all the rest
Sliced yet again and shoved in a mouth
Crashed by the teeth then swallowed down south
Attacked by bacteria, acid as well
Grounded to a pulp, then a journey from hell
Hours go by as I wind round the pipe
Rumbling noises as I give him the gripe
Forced through a gap, nearly airtight
Ending my life as a stick of brown shite !!
Copyright © Graeme Taylor 2013
GT
http://www.graytoon.com/poetry
Categories:
cauli, funny,
Form: Rhyme