Bumph Poems - Poems about Bumph

...We’ve had enough of traveling. We’ve had enough of travelling At least by sea and air The noisy ferry cabins The crush of Ryanair Maybe we’ll drive a hundred ‘k’ To hotel or ‘B&B’ For ......

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... Original version: Phone for the fish knives, Norman As cook is a little unnerved; You kiddies have crumpled the serviettes And I must have things daintily served. Are the requisites all i......

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...How too choose, how to select A film to fill that two hour slot The bumph will big it up Over egg the pudding like as not So I look for key word like “Thought provoking” or “moody” “Poignant, ......

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