Bruiser Poems - Poems about Bruiser

I heard about Bruiser before we met He was my Uncle Henry’s intimidating pet The rest of the family was fearful, yet… I was not afraid, for we had never met. Bruiser has skin that is an amazing blue. His teeth must number a hundred and two. Has already had a man threaten to sue. Because he chewed up his wife Emily...

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For such a large intimidating dude, he has a dainty sip. We were tiptoeing around him, hoping none of us would slip. He is a bruiser of a bear, probably weighs eight hundred and two. He’s been nursing that martini for an hour whispered my cousin Sue....

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HE'S BEEN lied too CHEATED ON THE SUBJECT OF EVERY SAD SONG BROTHER NEVER A FATHER AND DEFINITION OF A BAD SON HE CAN'T FIND A REAL WOMAN WHO'S BEEN THRU HALF THE THANGS THAT HE'S DONE BEEN SOME WOMAN PLOT AGAINST GENTLEMEN TRY TO MAKE THEIR EFFORDS VAIN THEY UNDERMINE AND ARE MEDDLESOME THEY TAKE THEM FOR GRANITE AND TAKE THEIR GAINS WHEN YOU FIND A WOMAN AND TRY TO COMPROMISE THE WOMAN AROUND PLAN...

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(alternately titled: Zayda born April 9th, 1929) e'er since his birth, his daring do didst not abate the penultimate most spectacular concrete incontestable product constituting biological offspring developing, fashioning, and incubating gene nee us, ...

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Bichon Frise Rough and ready Ultimate companion Intellectual breed Shadow by my side Ever so playful Regal little dog...

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