Uncle Henrys Dog Bruiser
I heard about Bruiser before we met
He was my Uncle Henry’s intimidating pet
The rest of the family was fearful, yet…
I was not afraid, for we had never met.
Bruiser has skin that is an amazing blue.
His teeth must number a hundred and two.
Has already had a man threaten to sue.
Because he chewed up his wife Emily
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Categories:
bruiser, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Bruiser Bear's Dainty Sip
For such a large intimidating dude, he has a dainty sip.
We were tiptoeing around him, hoping none of us would slip.
He is a bruiser of a bear, probably weighs eight hundred and two.
He’s been nursing that martini for an hour whispered my cousin Sue.
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Categories:
bruiser, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Ghetto Sushi
HE'S BEEN lied too
CHEATED ON
THE SUBJECT OF
EVERY SAD SONG
BROTHER
NEVER A FATHER AND
DEFINITION OF
A BAD SON
HE CAN'T FIND A REAL
WOMAN
WHO'S BEEN THRU
HALF THE THANGS
THAT HE'S DONE BEEN
SOME WOMAN PLOT
AGAINST GENTLEMEN
TRY TO MAKE THEIR
EFFORDS VAIN
THEY UNDERMINE
AND ARE MEDDLESOME
THEY TAKE THEM
FOR GRANITE
AND TAKE THEIR GAINS
WHEN YOU FIND A WOMAN
AND TRY TO COMPROMISE
THE WOMAN AROUND PLAN
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Categories:
bruiser, betrayal, break up, conflict,
Form: Ballad
Boyce Brandon Harris Bright Brooklyn Bruiser
(alternately titled: Zayda born April 9th, 1929)
e'er since his birth,
his daring do didst not abate
the penultimate most spectacular
concrete incontestable product
constituting biological offspring
developing, fashioning,
and incubating gene nee us,
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Categories:
bruiser, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Lyric
Bruiser, a Bichon Frise
Bichon Frise
Rough and ready
Ultimate companion
Intellectual breed
Shadow by my side
Ever so playful
Regal little dog
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Categories:
bruiser, animals, pets
Form: Acrostic