Botch Up Poems - Poems about Botch Up

Tale of Two Cities and Two Captains

...Well what the Dickens is going on?
My choice as the greatest scribe and voice of our tribe
Charles not himself a cricketing man but definitely a fan

Twas…the tale of two skippers and two cities
...

a blooper a blunder a bungle a botch

...A blooper, a blunder, a bungle, a botch
A miscue, a misstep, misjudgment and more
A faux pas, a boo-boo, a bumble for sure
A miscalculation, a miscomputation, grade goes down a notch....

Poetry Soup Is

...Poetry Soup Is…

A place to post words and be heard
a platform for prose, a poet’s eatery
A sonneteer’s palace, for the sagacious or the absurd 
A silver chalice that pours golden poetry
Rhymed...

The throat chakra

...In time dissolved silence we watch,
vibrant, throbbing jugular notch,
connecting head ovoid to heart,
gifts of silence, we best not botch.

All nodes entwine, none stand apart,
since bliss has ...

Jugular notch

...Hooked onto the jugular notch
is a ray of light under God’s watch,
that soul’s ascent ego may not botch.

Noticing the happenstance reoccur,
with bliss magnetism we concur,
as nodes wit...

Just One Look

...She wasn’t a beauty
though pretty enough
Her gait charismatic
 with looks to rebuff 

He wanted to stop her
he waited and watched
For light in the tunnel
one chance not to botch

At last sh...

He Cut His Hair on My Watch

...My little brother cut his hair on my watch
I decided to fix it, the best I could do.
He was squirming, it’s uneven, a job of botch.
Not my fault I told my mom, blame it on Hugh.

Hugh is three, ...

My Prescription

...Your prescription is ready,
The pharmacy wrote.
Reminders were steady,
Each day a new note.

I gave in at last,
Just a ten minute stroll.
Get it over with fast
Was my Saturday goal.

No big...

I Hit Your Car

...I Hit Your Car


I hit your car in the parking lot. 
I was there and you were not. 
So I write this note as the people watch, 
and my licence plate they will botch. 
And now this drive...

Sad Taie of Bullfrog King

...Here is the sad tale of the moronic bullfrog king
He may be royal, but he is a ding-dong-ding-a-ling.
He cannot tie his shoes, drive a car or even sing.
Whistling is out, he is a lackadaisical old...

Pishposh Hodgepodge

...The truest of the truthful dukes who chooses to amuse the fuse of the groove to let loose /
So soon a bloom that is to loom over any gloom /
Forget bigots they’ll never get big like shots or lots /...

Moving Forward

...School and work resumed today,
The holidays complete,
So now we’re moving forward,
Hoping slips we won’t repeat.

Of course, there will be blunders
And perhaps a huge snafu,
But the ways we bo...

Skills

...I've never learned to change a tire.
It's not a skill I wish to acquire.
If stuck I'm always going to hire..
Also, can't change my car's oil,
perhaps I was a bit spoiled.
Cooking I botch, even w...

The Old Wooden Clock

...In the square of the town, is an old wooden clock
with a movement that only one time has been wound.
You can try to get answers, but no one will talk,
though the rumors of horrible sights still ab...

Putin's Nuclear Threat

...Who can see this happen? I'm scared
It moved me and made my heart feel snared

But I knew I could only watch
Blood splattered violently across the botch 

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