Episode one - No limes on Tatooine - A new hope
...I’m drunk, but you’re beautiful,
a line I used to rehearse.
The Dreamers’ artistic longing felt noble,
but it came with a curse.
I bought the ticket when I didn’t know better from worse.
Now I’v...
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Categories:
boozehound, best friend, crazy, drink,
Form: Rhyme
St Patrick's Day Blarney
...On St. Patrick's Day, old boozehound Barney
Howls grand Gaelic airs at a pub in Killarney
Place a strong stout at his paw
And he'll howl Erin go braugh!
Yes, County Kerry folk are given to blarne...
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Categories:
boozehound, humor,
Form: Limerick
Repeal Day
...Repeal Day
In terms of holidays, it’s not in the same league as Christmas and New Year’s Day. Still, anyone who enjoys a cold beer ought to raise a glass in honor of Repeal Day.
On Dec. 5, 1933, C...
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Categories:
boozehound, anniversary, education, holiday, drink,
Form: Rhyme