Knotty Ash
...Darkness descends and most folk
Are slowly wending to their bed
But, across there in Knotty Ash
Some Locals are stirring instead.
The residents of Diddyland,
Where the sun always shines,
Are ...
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Categories:
bootle, celebration, fantasy, humor, joy,
Form: Rhyme
The Tale of Dick's Turbin
...Eyes glib from tree and nominous tree
Go barking with intent.
To foe itself in one-two-three
And leaphing as it went.
In black from shadow nail to nut
Bad rifle cock in hand.
Dick’s Turbin an...
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Categories:
bootle, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
I Am a Displaced Scouser
...I am a displaced Scouser,
Who comes from Bootle way,
And no matter where I go,
A Scouser will I stay.
I eat my chips on Butties,
Or perhaps upon a barm,
I get by on old Scouse wit,
And on my Liverpo...
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Categories:
bootle, funny, people, places,
Form: Rhyme