Bogglers, (consumption, distraction)
The snog boggler's of lower snoop
are really rather dull
spending time smoking duur
eating till they're full
bogglers ne'er read to pass the time
but engrossed in snog delusion
fascinating really the boggle mind
if not a tad confusing
We all boggle up and down
sometimes from side to side
filling our days with wacky-woo
feeling frightened, yes petrified
But it make no matter, boggle or no
do-be-do or dumb distraction
the beating drums of life's snoop
is nought but damned abstraction
so the next time you meet a boggler
and feeling a need to comment
remember they be like inclined
say nothing, enjoy the moment
Categories:
bogglers, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Bogglers, (consumption, distraction)
The snog bogglers of lower snoop
are really rather dull
a spending time smoking duur
and eating till they're full
Bogglers ne'er read to pass the time
but engrossed in snog delusions
fascinating really the boggle mind
it's said, a tad confusing
We all boggle up and down
sometimes side to side
we'll fill our days with wacky-woo
or feel frightened, petrified
But it makes no matter, boggle or no
duur or rue'd distractions
the beating drums of life's snoop
are nought just damned abstraction
Ere the next time you meet a boggler
and feel a need to comment
remember they be like inclined
so shush, enjoy the moment
Categories:
bogglers, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
There are questions I’ve always pondered
The answers seem hard to find.
I guess cause they’re not that important
But still they boggle my mind!
Why is the Alphabet in that order?
Is it because of that song?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Or is the wool-shrinking theory all wrong?
Why do they lock Gas Station restrooms?
It’s a puzzling question to ask.
Are they afraid someone might clean them?
That would be a difficult task!
Do Australians call us “up over*?”
Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all?
Why do we call it “Rush Hour?”
When traffic is slowed to a crawl?
I’ve provided just a few samples
And I hope that they will suffice.
I don’t think I’ll get any answers
But, by God , it sure would be nice!
*-We refer to them as “down under”
Categories:
bogglers, funny
Form: Rhyme