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Premium Member Dr Fauci

(“Contagion III”, 2020, original pen and ink and oil)

Dr Fauci

In the infallible world of cause and effect
Every action has its reaction
And to every sane person
Beyond the age of about ten
This is simply a given.

What is less clear is when, how and where
These reactions will manifest.
So as time passes and nothing seems to happen
Those responsible, and those effected
Begin to wonder if they ever will.

Enter stage Left, Dr Fauci, 
The best thing since sliced bread and mastermind 
Of not only gain of function research
But also the official reaction and imposition
To the result of this research gone wrong.

Will Fauci ever face the consequence 
Of the hundreds of millions killed by his virus,
And even greater numbers killed by the vax?
Not likely in this life, but surely Hell awaits, 
Ever patient, ever present, at the very bottom.

(8/23/25)

Father

you've never been the best thing since sliced bread
your presence always felt like hell
you being around in the house felt like being tossed in satan's fire
i'd listen in on your conversations with mother
with you lying through your teeth
swearing to not beat her again
the next day you'd come home drunk
saying corrosive words
so much that mother would run to neighbours for help
we would spend time skating on thin ice
trying to not bruise your ego and get burnt
with nowhere to run to
nowhere to run from your obnoxious self
nowhere to hide from your monstrous ethics
mom always justified your way
love convinced her that maybe you'd change
but unfortunately for us, you were a leopard
i applaud you
for you ate all our hopes and dreams of having our own families
while you were acting holy and nice to others
you forgot to be a divine being to your blood

Premium Member Six-Word Couplet Series

Having a field day:
        My joy immense
        At your expense

Immune to crocodile tears:
        The old judge
        Will not budge	 

Best thing since sliced bread:
	Produced an innovation
	Without any hesitation

Head above water:
	Averting with persuasion
	Bad financial situation

Child’s play:
	Brand new toy
	Jump for joy

Winter blues:
	Right on cue
	Down with flu

Shipwrecked:
	Stuck on reef 
        Oh good grief!

Philosophy:
	A hot potato
	Tackled by Plato

Call it a day:
	Do not commit
	Time to quit

Play it by ear:
	My only advice
	Is to improvise 

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A Six-word Couplet Series
contest hosted by Mark Toney
© 24th September 2018


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