Best Wifegirl Poems
I got married too young to a girl whose name was Cindy
After almost ten years she decided to end it with me
Several years later I married a girl named Cindy, too
My family now refers to them as Cindy 1 and Cindy 2
Even though Cindy 2 and I today remain married happily
She has agreed to step aside for Cindy Crawford to be Cindy 3
That seemed like a wonderful deal some twenty years ago
When Ms. Crawford was so beautiful even with her little mole
And even though she is still sexy and would make a terrific Cindy 3
I think that I would rather have my Cindy 2 stay here with me
So if you see Cindy Crawford even though I know it will break her heart
Please tell her there is nothing she can do to break Cindy 2 and me apart