Best Slacking Poems

Flings and wings and rings rejected…
 Cupid’s arrows fly deflected…
“It clearly is too late” she signed, “to love, adore or pay me mind”

Penciled lines drew...

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APATHETICALLY I APPROACH THIS TASK
ACADEMIC FERVOR RUNNING THIN
“FOR IS IT NOT TIME TO SLEEP?” I ASK-
FAVORING FINALE, I HOLD UP MY CHIN.
HONESTLY, BETTER COULD BE...

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How could the weather forecast not tantalize me
To play truant on the eve of Miss Gaybird’s test?
The river would be an invitation the next day
To...

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Picture this….
Laughter ceasing,
Hate increasing,
Time depleting!

People running,
Children shunning,
Chaos, plundering.

Fearful hiding,
Many misguiding,
Deeply sighing!

Desperate seeking,
Proud weeping,
Kings grieving! 

Lions attacking,
Waters slacking,
Hunger mapping!

Picture this… 
Kingdom coming,
Saints humming,
Drummers drumming! 

Trumpets sounding,
Hearts...

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People do aerobics
So their bodies stay in shape.
Slacking off means all that flab
Reverses its escape.

Just like muscles turn to mush
If workout time’s ignored,
Lethargy may leach...

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Been writing these rhymes for a while, 
imagination like quail man, keepin that Doug Funnie style

I keep my world in my mind it can't be...

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Oh my goddess, she is modest; in the lessons she has served. 
She makes me wonder, but not uncover; for my thoughts I feel reserved....

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Removal van's at the White House  
Milania's in a right grouse
Cos Trump lost his job
(She called him a knob)
‘The Donald's’ gone quiet as a...

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I’m poor, you’re poor
I’ll fight you for your door
Your box, your shoes 
I’ll wish you many more
I’m poor you’re poor
There’s no exit from these doors...

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The ocean, eternal, spreads wide
Reflecting slate, somber storm clouds
While beachgoers, eight stories down,
Gather towels and scurry fast
From a squall shedding white lightning,
Dull, delayed drumbeat of...

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The more you do a thing, you’ll find,
The better that it gets.
By slacking off, it’s obvious
That you will have regrets.

Developing a skill or else
Rehearsing for...

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Ugly mouth knobby head.
You spew propaganda,
your pencil has no lead.
I sit in silence watching.
You sit like a sloth king.
Scared of truth you're dodging.
I watch the...

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Fellow African-Americans Please Don't Get Offended...This Is Purely Fictional

...Sitting comfortably in the shade, I'm trying to relax
Muscles aching from whipping 20 blacks on their backs
Teach...

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i cannot begin to say how grateful i am,
that you took me away to bring me back again,
what meant so much more that i could...

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They said “try it, it takes the pain away”
But what do we gain besides being so cliche?
I’ve seen it all, addiction and failure. 
But maybe...

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