Best Reviews Poems

Plan on online purchase?
Well, just click on the reviews.
It helps to hear what people say –
What have you got to lose?

Your mind, perhaps, for you’ll find out
Opinions vary widely,
From those described most glowingly
To others penned most snidely.

The bar graph gives percentages
Of how the ratings fare
So follow the conclusions
Or reject them, if you dare.

For everyone’s impressions
Will...

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The diverse directions come to pass, 
While good things always go so fast.
A casted shadow driven by your mind, 
And the lack of air, means it’s time.
The soulless being is drowned by love, 
For the loss of heart, will fly like a dove.
Wallowing pity is gone to those that end last, 
And the room of...

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Fragrance of words I’m, who are you? 
Romance of lines brought in from blue, 
Make words dance in rhythm, 
Cut out noise in freedom,  
A poet asked: so, what’s your view? 

I wield a sword vibrant of hue, 
A species that poems review, 
A slayer called critic, 
I tick ye off, one tic,
I work...

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I planned to see a movie,
But checked out the reviews
To determine if it was a film
About which they’d enthuse.

The site I often go to,
Which has many a critique,
Gave a rating so abysmal
That in volumes it did speak.

Though of course my thoughts might differ
All the evidence implied
That my hours in that theater
Would leave me dissatisfied.

So I’m...

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I’ve heard reviews on Amazon
Are very often fake.
I read them, though, to help
With some decisions I must make.

So first I read the positives
With 4- or 5-star ranks
And then I skim the ones submitted
By a bunch of cranks.

Of course, by now, I’m so confused
That nothing makes my cart,
Which proves that I’m an idiot
Or else I’m really...

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Food, cars, sex, sports
Are men's favored book reviews
For top elite men....

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