Best Retarded Poems

Retired but not retarded
Sure like to make that distinction
One doesn't necessarily follow the other
Though many have that opinion

Sent out to pasture, some say
Another that's very often used
Please try not to be so condescending 
Clearly I'm not really amused

As useless as a little tit bird
Have you...

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I am so retarded in the area of sports. Sometimes it really does get me down.
It's so embarrassing not to know anything at all 
about how to play ball,
and please don't think of me as a clown
but,
What excactly does a baseball player have to do...

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My mind is void and compelled by echoes vibrating space between amidst and within boundaries of walls keeping what's out from in and what's in is imprisoned by liberties bell ringing again. Decieved into freedom by liberating powers taking power again. Independent from what is...

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To find someone cruel or who’s lacking in sense,
The use of “retarded” is good evidence.

It’s always a put-down, it’s mean and it’s low
And aimed most at those who are not in the know.

The person who’d utter this word with contempt
Mistakenly thinks from its barb he’s...

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Do you know how I feel right now?
My heart is finally free from all those ties that broke my soul apart.
As, my soul has finally learned not to yearn for love.
It has learnt to let the leashes free and not surrender to untamed emotions.

As it...

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